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Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them? I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. Why do hour, 7 days a week Including holidays! Super Markets have locks on their door? Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

Here we have listed some of the dumb questions. If there were no stupid people, who would be doing all kinds of hilarious stupidities? Probably no one and definitely no one would be asking stupid questions.

So you can see some of those questions below. Please share them if they make you giggle. Restaurant Jokes: 23 Best. Because we have nothing to hide from our neighbors. Now you know how to grow your muscles in a pleasurable way. What's your favorite stupid question? How to turn computer monitor into mirror? Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die? Is there a toilet in your house? Have you ever dropped food on the floor and then picked it up and ate it?

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all? If the moon is made of cheese, where are the giant crackers? If you scream and no sound comes out, is it really a scream? What if the alphabet started with the letter Z?

When you talk in your sleep, is that your true self trying to come out? Are tears just built up salt escaping our body? If you could talk to animals, would you tell them all your secrets? If you had to change your name to any superhero, which one would you choose? If you could shapeshift, how often would you impersonate Chris Hemsworth? Next: Dumb Questions to Ask If you could name a star, would you choose an animal name or a human name? Why is it called a pineapple if looks more like a papaya?

If they can make a wheel of cheese, can they also make a tire of cheese? Who referees the referees? If you could 3D print food, would you still need to add spices to it? Are boxers just adult children who were never told hitting is wrong? Should expecting parents prepare for the baby by setting alarms every 2 hours?

If a white flag means surrender, does a black flag mean attack? Do high-speed trains run out of breath? Why do people say I got your back if danger usually comes right at your front?

If wine is just grape juice, does that mean beer is wheat juice? Why is it called peanut butter if there is no butter involved? If all the planets are named after Roman gods, who chose the name Earth? When your heart breaks, what can you eat to glue it back together? Is fog just clouds that got too close to the ground? What do elephants do if they have an itch in their trunk?



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